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  • s416504
    09-04 01:44 PM
    I called 1-800-375-5283 (press 1-2-2-6-2-2-1 at the prompts) Today.
    Same reply due to high volume wait for 90 days





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  • desi3933
    09-10 10:34 AM
    Currently on H1B 8th year extension which will expire on 25th June, 2009.

    Labor PD: 9th August, 2004
    Labor cleared: 11th September, 2007.
    I-140 (approval pending) filed on 4th October, 2007. Received at USCIS on 5th October, 2007.
    Can’t file for I-485 since the EB3 date for India is unavailable.

    There is a high chance that I might be laid off at my current employer in the next 2-3 weeks.

    Can I transfer my H-1 upto June 25th, 2009 (or later) as well as start a new PERM case in EB2 category?

    In case of the above H-1 transfer, will the new H-1 be valid for 1 year from the filing or will it be upto 25th June, 2009?

    What are my other options not to go out of status or leave the country?


    As you have I-140 pending (from Employer A), you are eligible for 1 year H1-B with any employer.

    Please check with your attorney.

    ____________________________________
    Proud Indian-American and Legal Immigrant





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  • optimist578
    01-19 12:31 PM
    I have observed, based on stories from different people that NSC sends RFEs when one tries to upgrade a non-premium I-140 case to premium. Does NSC send RFEs for premium cases? Till now, I have only heard NO.

    No matter how hard I try, my lawyer keeps insisting that my case should not be upgraded to premium, because if an RFE is served, it might delay the case even more (implying, more than how long a regular case takes).

    The whole thing does not seem to make any sense. If an applicant files under premium processing, according to NSC, his/her application is more reliable (and honest?) than if some one who files it on non-premium basis?

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  • sachug22
    07-21 05:12 PM
    As it is mentioned in the RFE, I have to reply with the sealed envlope and copy of letter and the yellow paper attached. I did not receive any yellow paper along with the mail. Did any one received like this ?

    The gold coversheet is sent to lawyer, you only get a copy of the RFE letter. You can still respond to RFE without this letter just make sure you provide all the details (Receipt number, Alien number, RFE refernce, copy of RFE) when responding to this RFE.



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  • eastindia
    01-07 01:44 PM
    Visa Bulletin is coming tomorrow. Just checked with Babaji.





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  • vin13
    09-30 03:24 PM
    i called today and asked USCIS...they dont have information about it.



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  • ind2ia
    05-25 01:01 PM
    It takes minimum of month and based on load it might take 2 months.





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  • pappu
    09-01 09:52 AM
    You need to connect with company A and get your documents to prove 2 year experience.
    There are 2 important aspects of I140 where applications get RFE or denials.- Qualifications of applicant and Ability to Pay.

    It is good that you do not have any stake in the company and do not have any family relationship with the owner.You need to understand what are the reasons for such RFE since you know your case better and accordingly prepare a response.

    If you show 2 year experience you will be covered as per your RFE.
    For ability to pay, you will need to post the company B turnover, number of employees, profit, liabilities, VC funding if any... there is a lot here that one needs to know to file a proper A2P response. It can be done. You need to talk to your company, Talk to a good lawyer and a CPA if needed.

    now looking at your RFE, you may also want to find out the past history of your company (any past RFEs, denials, any labor subs [yes labor subs are important now to know.]).

    You definitely need a good attorney. Yours is a big RFE and forums cannot give you answers. None of us are lawyers so we cannot give you advice. Our views are based on our own reading and experience on forums. You do not want to take chances with an important RFE. It is not difficult to handle. I have seen much difficult RFEs. Good luck.



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  • ivgclive
    03-11 01:05 PM
    Hi, For some reason, their employment based insurance rejected their pregnancy coverage. Do you have a link that show that pregnancy is NOT a pre-existing condition in group insurances (Law website or any links?)

    her pregnancy is sometime around 6 months now and they will need insurance..

    Thx for your help :)

    Frequently Asked Questions about Portability of Health Coverage and HIPAA (http://www.dol.gov/ebsa/faqs/faq_consumer_hipaa.html)

    Find out the reason why that "Employment Insurance" rejected the coverage.

    My wife was enrolled into my employment-insurance only at 7th month (2006), she did not have 'pregnancy' coverage in her previous insurance. She was covered fully (from 7th month, I paid for the scanning, blood test etc, which was a total of around $1500 till then) for my second son.

    Other options are expensive, will cost at least 10K-12K if you want to pay out of your pocket.





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  • chanduv23
    12-16 11:01 AM
    You may want to remind people in the day about the chat. Once it happens regularly, people will remember.

    Agreed.

    Folks, we have this Chat every Thursday at 9.30 PM EST



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  • JunRN
    05-28 08:18 PM
    You can't gain any legal status using your Canadian employment. It's like you're working for a company in your home country and staying in the US. Your home country's company cannot sponsor you for H1 unless they have a branch here in the US. At best, you can stay in the US by using other status like being in H4 and your spouse working as H1. OR if you have a GC.





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  • apahilaj
    09-28 01:41 PM
    Hello Guys,

    Does any one here has Newark NJ as their ASC? Reason is my notice date is august 27th from TSC and I haven't received my FP notice yet. My wife has the similar issue as well. I've called USCIS atleast twice but they are not ready to open service request and are saying that the ASC must be busy.

    I wanted to find out if any one of you here has notice date after august 27th and have already got FP notice from Newark (NJ) ASC.

    Thanks.



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  • sanju
    11-09 01:30 PM
    And is Bush the Hanuman?
    And McCain the Narad Muni?
    And Palin the Surpanakha?

    Who is Akbar?




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  • asanghi
    10-08 01:49 PM
    They might be trying to put pressure on US govt to agree to totalization agreement. The number of Americans working in India is on rise. It is nowhere close to the number of Indians working in US though.



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  • suny_saini
    08-06 07:17 AM
    I-140 was approved on october 08, 2002
    and it was filed on may 20, 2003

    i dnt think that my dad filed I-485.





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  • langagadu
    08-21 08:43 PM
    So you are in India now. Can you give the followjg details so that IV or other folks can conatct law makers and help you.


    Upload the following scanned copies.

    1)Reciept number.
    2)Scan copy of the ticket.
    3)Address in India
    4)Univeristy name (if exist).
    5)Your real name.
    6)Baap ka naam and maa ka naam. Attested copy scanned.
    7)Passport Copy with clear photo

    we are here to help you to conatct the law makers.

    Do it right now, if you can't f'ur self.




    Hi ,

    I got deported from Chicago when I was travelling back from India because I worked at a gas station with out authorization . I had to admit that I worked and I was deported back by flight same evening . They gave me the ticket .

    My visa is cancelled and I was told to go back to consulate and get a new visa .

    I want to come back and complete my studies as I have only 1 semester left . Please help what what should I do now .

    thanks in advance.

    RD



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  • idreamofgc
    06-02 09:06 PM
    I am a client of fragemonon and what does it mean now
    my case was audited on may 21. They were saying there are 10,000
    cases they filed and all are audited. What is supervised recruitment

    ?????

    are we doomed?

    Where did you get this 10,000 number from ? Any sources ?

    Frago-moron killed our GC dream.





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  • Green_Print
    07-17 06:47 PM
    We should send flowers to her with a personally written thank you note.





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  • reddy_h
    10-25 12:08 AM
    No, once your GC is approved, her H-4 is invalid. You have to use Follow to Join, no other choice.


    Ok Guru's I am in an awkward situation. My GC got approved some time in Aug 2008. But before the approval of my GC my wife in india applied for H4 visa based on my H1b. The consulate approved her H4 and stamped it on her passport last month. Even though I am on GC now. i have files I-824 for her Follow to Join.

    Now the question I have is.

    1- Can she travel to US on that H4 (the visa stamp is valid till 2010)?
    2- If the CBP agents at the aiport let her in the country can I file for her I-485 and have her wait here on AOS?

    Let me know what you guys think. On mountain crossed and still more hills keep coming.





    SherazKhan
    12-05 06:57 PM
    The RFE just asked for a copy of my NSEERS registration on the back of my I-94. Its been send by my lawyer





    kennyc
    May 25th, 2005, 02:13 AM
    It's hard to explain, but the first two don't really do anything for me. The third one is certainly a step in the right direction (totally fugly JPEG artifacts ignored), and I think that with a bit of post processing you could really take it in some interesting directions. My eye only notices the deer after a little while; if you wanted to focus more on the deer, you could use a masked adjustment layer to subtly (the key word is subtly - very subtly) darken everything but the animal, and another adjustment layer to add a tiny bit of contrast only to the deer. Of course, QJ will come up with many other and more creative things to try, but that's off the top of my head a few ideas to start with. :)

    These are of course "reduced" causing the artifacts and the deer photo was cropped considerably. (I've got to get me that telephoto lens I'm lusting for.)

    Thanks for your comments.
    KAC